Setting: Around 9:00 p.m.
Kids are in bed. I’m on the phone and the computer.
I go to the front door. Nobody is there, but we find 4 grocery bags full of food.
Me: Kids come look. Then bring them to the table.
Kids: Ooh, look oatmeal. Ha Ha Sage. Ooh, cereal. A cakemix. Can we have an orange, how about a banana? oooh, store bread!